An anonymous source has allegedly seen brilliant mastermind Connor Stalions, at tomorrows Michigan vs Purdue game. He was seen in the stadium seating behind the Purdue bench wearing an Oscar Meyer apron, and selling hot dogs out of a basket... Our source indicated that tomorrow, Conner was holding up 1 hotdog for pass, and 2 hot dogs for run....
Our source was confused at first, as to how Stalions could see the Purdue signs from behind their bench, but after observing the angle of the skyboxes behind the Michigan bench, we realized that using a pair of binoculars, and being positioned at the exact correct place, Stalions could see the front of the Purdue signs, in the reflection of the opposing skybox......just another incredible example of the genius, and incredibly advanced, super ultimate, and most sophisticated, sign stealing operation, JIM HARBAUGH, and the University of Michigan, runs.....