I asked ChatGPT to create a story about the sign-stealing allegations in the style of "Everyone Poops", the children's book. I enjoyed the final result, so figured I'd share the story. I hope you enjoy it as well.
Title: Everyone Steals Signs
In a land of many schools, they all love to play games.
But sometimes, in games, not everything is fair and tame.
The Michigan Wolverines loved to play, but someone said they peeked in a way.
The Buckeyes cried out, with a loud, loud shout, “Wolverines steal signs, no doubt!”
The Scarlet Knights joined in too, saying, “Our signs were peeked, it's true!”
The Spartans considered the claim, thinking of skipping the game, as the allegations chimed.
The Wolverines were annoyed, the allegations they denied, asserting, "we play fair every time!"
The Wolverines played on, in the Big Ten’s long song.
Then the Horned Frogs hopped along, saying, “Our signs were stolen, that's wrong.”
But the Bulldogs barked out loud, “Our signs were safe and sound!”
“No sign stealing was found, when Wolverines were around.”
In the world of games, accusations fly, but the love for the play never dies.
Everyone might steal signs, but the truth always shines.
And no matter the claims, the Wolverines still played games.