In 2021, the satisfaction of beating Ohio State was self-evident: ending the drought after a decade of subjugation. The win was Luke Skywalker and the rebellion taking out the Death Star, puncturing the invincibility of the Empire.
After the home win in 2011, where Denard Robinson tore up a 6-6 Buckeye squad with Luke Fickell as an interim head coach, only a couple of the next eight against them were even competitive: Devin Gardner nearly singlehandedly pulling out a win in 2013, playing on a broken foot in the second half, and ”the spot” in 2016.
The Wolverines were way overdue for a win and the question was still in the air of whether the Harbaugh project was going to carry his alma mater all the way back into the national elite, or peter out at late-Carr level stability.
Mind you, approximating the Michigan of 2003-2007 would not have been an unwelcome state of affairs after the darkness of the Rodriguez/Hoke era, but it would have fallen short of the new hope Harbaugh brought with him when he came home.
The 2021 win was also satisfying because of the manner in which the Buckeyes were taken down: mercilessly steamrolling them in the second half with a surge of ground dominance, putting the ball in the end zone on four straight possessions while scarcely putting the ball in the air at all.
It is too often forgotten: C.J. Stroud and his trio of eventual first round WR's tore up the Aidan Hutchinson-led Michigan D that game to the tune of nearly 400 yards. Football fans will look back on that Buckeye team and see a QB who went on to NFL stardom and three receivers (Wilson, Olave, Smith-Njigba) who were so good that they kept Marvin Harrison Jr. on the bench. This was not a low-scoring, 3-yards-in-a-cloud-of-dust Bo & Woody affair.
To beat them by simply being an irresistible force was orgasmically satisfying.
2022’s satisfaction was derived from consolidating the 2021 win, proving it was not a one-off. And certainly winning in the Horseshoe added an extra layer of satisfaction atop that, actually running away from them - figuratively and literally - with a fusillade of big plays. Michigan had, for the first time since John Cooper led Ohio State, established a mental edge on the Buckeyes.
A mantra that almost always holds up, whatever you want to apply it to, is:
Once is a fluke, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern.
What's satisfying today, in the wake of Saturday's third straight win over Ohio State, is: for the first time this century, Michigan can firmly claim to be atop this rivalry. And the Buckeyes are shook.
Ryan Day has been the head coach in Columbus for 5 years, and the only Big Ten team to beat him is Michigan.
Day’s only other regular season defeat came against Oregon in Stroud’s second game at the helm.
At 56-7, Day's only other losses are in the Playoff to Georgia, Bama and Clemson.
What does this mean? It means Harbaugh’s Wolverines are not feasting on a weakened Ohio State. They have - repeatedly now - sent them to the canvas at their fighting weight. And that is much more satisfying than kicking them when they're down.
What’s also satisfying is: this win came at a fraught time for Harbaugh and the program thanks to the tempest of the last month. The stakes of The Game this year were much higher than even a Big Ten title and another shot at an elusive National Championship. Jim Harbaugh’s legacy and the reputation of Michigan Football were on the line.
The only way out of this sign-stealing scandal was going to be through it.
Joel Klatt aptly laid out last week what Michigan’s leaders ought to have been asserting from the beginning: that sign-stealing isn’t as consequential as all the national pearl-clutching over it would have you believe, so slap us on the wrist and let’s get back to playing football.
But had the Penn State and Ohio State results gone the other way, the national perception would have been that Michigan cheated their way to Big Ten titles and the College Football Playoff in 2021 and 2022, and Jim Harbaugh would have been viewed as a fraud, unable to win without reading his opponent’s mail, a label he may never have shaken.
All the satisfaction of the previous two seasons would have drained away.
However, to beat Penn State and Ohio State with the sign-stealer in exile, Harbaugh at home, and no possible way to claim Michigan had an unfair advantage... this was an opportunity to put the scandal to bed. And that’s what Sherrone Moore and the boys did.
Stewart Mandel’s piece in The Athletic Saturday night captured the new, hard-won national narrative. To summarize: this is over now, it was probably never the big deal everyone made it out to be, Michigan has Ryan Day’s number and may well be the best team in the nation. On to the last year of a 4-team Playoff.
Indeed, daunting challenges await. Georgia, Oregon, Washington, and Texas all have more fearsome offenses than Ohio State; getting that National Championship is going to be a tougher test this year than last year was.
And in the long term, Michigan has not parlayed its on-field dominance into success on the recruiting trail. For the coming years, Ohio State has actually significantly extended its talent edge - their 2024 roster will have fewer than 10 three-star recruits on it, while Michigan’s will have roughly 45.
What does this mean? It means the current level of satisfaction will surely fade.
But that is for another day, with New Year’s Day football on tap after a quick errand in Indianapolis.
Football has always been an allegory for war. Why Wolverine faithful should bask in this moment resonates in the final line delivered by George C. Scott in the movie, Patton:
A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.