Who are you people what the hell happened to my friends?*

[Shaver]

That link is full of yumbo. Not to mention plop.

More plop than yumbo. The ratios are all jacked up

 

[constant EER-itant]

So much time has passed, I now picture him like the Epic Beard Man riding the BART with a plastic grocery bag.

BAW actually took me on a tour to the bus stop in Oakland where the EBM fiasco played out. I'd say "rough part of Oakland", but that would be redundant. Then we went for chicken and waffles.

 

[Shaver]

BAW actually took me on a tour to the bus stop in Oakland where the EBM fiasco played out. I'd say "rough part of Oakland", but that would be redundant. Then we went for chicken and waffles.

Who paid?

 

[Ken Dogg]

Who paid?

Paid for what? The condoms?

 

[JamieDurham]

BAW actually took me on a tour to the bus stop in Oakland where the EBM fiasco played out. I'd say "rough part of Oakland", but that would be redundant. Then we went for chicken and waffles.

Did you see the ambalamps?

 

[Shaver]

Paid for what? The condoms?

The smokes for afterwards

 

[Shaver]

Did you see the ambalamps?

I always thought he wanted someone to call a stripper named Amber Lamps

 

[JamieDurham]

Hijack:

@irishalice, ARE YOU HOT

 

[michigangoblue999]

Completely unrelated but one of the biggest disappointments I've ever had in a friend: A buddy of mine put together displays at events for a major auto company. He was doing one in Colorado and had a couple interns with him that he was in charge of. Somehow, over the course of the night, Shock G offered him the opportunity to go back to a party with him and some other people (including Tupac's brother). Shock G's (Humpty Hump to some) statement was along the lines of , "You want to party, we got girls, weed and a radio" and my buddy said no because he was worried about the interns. How do you not take the opportunity to party with Humpty?

Your buddy is a jerk.

 

[StillnotaToomer]

Completely unrelated but one of the biggest disappointments I've ever had in a friend: A buddy of mine put together displays at events for a major auto company. He was doing one in Colorado and had a couple interns with him that he was in charge of. Somehow, over the course of the night, Shock G offered him the opportunity to go back to a party with him and some other people (including Tupac's brother). Shock G's (Humpty Hump to some) statement was along the lines of , "You want to party, we got girls, weed and a radio" and my buddy said no because he was worried about the interns. How do you not take the opportunity to party with Humpty?

I have some friends that saw him outside Detroit at a club show. They invited him back to the hotel with them where he showed up with two snaggly toothed trannys. After about an hour of drinking and smoking he walked the two hoes downstairs to put them in a cab and left his triple fat goose and signature hat behind.

They have about ten minutes of filmed hilarity doing impressions in his gear, all culminating in him walking in on them and getting pissed then leaving.

 

[Ken Dogg]

Hijack:

@irishalice, ARE YOU HOT

I would hit, regardless.

 

[Shaver]

I would hit, regardless.

A, GP

 

[St. Joe Blue 3]

I would hit, regardless.

I would too, but only if she was wearing her stilettos.

 

[constant EER-itant]

Who paid?

Anyone who eats chicken and waffles in Oakland pays one way or another.

 

[constant EER-itant]

Hijack:

@irishalice, ARE YOU HOT

She's Irish. How could she not be?

 

[Ken Dogg]

She's Irish. How could she not be?

If she has a crank, that's how.

 

[michigangoblue999]

If she has a crank, that's how.

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[St. Joe Blue 3]

If she has a crank, that's how.

^^^ Racialist!

 

[michigangoblue999]

So did they do away with sig pics, or am I not seeing the option on my flip phone?

In the upper right corner, mouse over your username, then click the Signature link.

Any other basic shit you need help with?

 

[FactsRule]

rivals nuked my post count.

 

[Knuckles101]

rivals nuked my post count.

HAAAAAA!

 

[tjsblue]

Is there a way to block shaver? He posts to many times. I still love you shaver. MGB, you'll need to give me a daily update if shaver has anything funny or important.

 

[constant EER-itant]

If she has a crank, that's how.

Still hot if she/it is Irish imo.

 

[tjsblue]

rivals nuked my post count.

It's all happening!!!

 

[Shaver]

If she has a crank, that's how.

Like that would stop you from hitting it

 

[michigangoblue999]

rivals nuked my post count.

HAAAAAA!!!! He lives!!

 

[Shaver]

Is there a way to block shaver? He posts to many times.

Well it's either this, work or spend time with my family.

 

[michigangoblue999]

Is there a way to block shaver? He posts to many times. I still love you shaver. MGB, you'll need to give me a daily update if shaver has anything funny or important.

Damn it, I drew the short straw again?

 

[jizzard19]

Can't wait for todays editions of Ask Jizzard and BAW's Guess my Lunch.

Chat with jizzard19© happened on Thursdays, not Fridays. It has been on hiatus for roughly 386 weeks, but might return next week!

It might have actually been Tuesdays or Wednesdays, I can't remember. But it wasn't Friday.

 

[Ken Dogg]

So who is left now, TDFever?

 

[JamieDurham]

Chat with jizzard19© happened on Thursdays, not Fridays. It has been on hiatus for roughly 386 weeks, but might return next week!

It might have actually been Tuesdays or Wednesdays, I can't remember. But it wasn't Friday.

Yeah you're right. I wish it was next Thursday already.

 

[Knuckles101]

Chat with jizzard19© happened on Thursdays, not Fridays. It has been on hiatus for roughly 386 weeks, but might return next week!

It might have actually been Tuesdays or Wednesdays, I can't remember. But it wasn't Friday.

What about Haiku Friday?

 

[Knuckles101]

So who is left now, TDFever?

Has Zeke showed yet?

 

[tjsblue]

Well it's either this, work or spend time with my family.

You should learn to listen a little.

 

[celemo]

TDFever is too busy bitching about Jay Harbaugh possibly coaching special teams to post over here

 

[Ken Dogg]

TDFever is too busy bitching about Jay Harbaugh possibly coaching special teams to post over here

I was hoping to see a picture of Roscoe dry humping a soccer ball. Unless Roscoe is passed, then no.

 

[celemo]

I was hoping to see a picture of Roscoe dry humping a soccer ball. Unless Roscoe is passed, then no.

I interact with him daily and i keep forgetting to ask him about PopsFever

 

[St. Joe Blue 3]

So who is left now, TDFever?

Man on Fire?

 

[Shaver]

You should learn to listen a little.

I don't have the time to listen. I'm too busy not working and ignoring my family.

 

[tjsblue]

Chat with jizzard19© happened on Thursdays, not Fridays. It has been on hiatus for roughly 386 weeks, but might return next week!

It might have actually been Tuesdays or Wednesdays, I can't remember. But it wasn't Friday.

It was Thursday the archive says.