LOL, hope you didn't lose too much in stock market
1, the pedestrian apparently can move the team a la West Coast offense. Hell, he moved Iowa
2. Game day brings out the best in RBs. Hell, there are 3 to choose from
3. WRs have the rankings to be excellent. The WR ratings will improve if the QB isn't hammered into the ground every throw. And I like the use of TEs which the last two regimes forgot about.
4. OL will be good to very good. Best OL coach in the business, experience across the line and some very good brawlers on board.
5. Worst offense was a accumulation of events -- new OC (you wonder why Saban let him go?), a QB beaten to a pulp, lack of OL and WR coaching resulting in you know what, and hell yes, kickers can lose (ask Landry) or win games.
But I did enjoy your response