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I will be visiting Ann Arbor in another two weeks

M suspect

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Mar 22, 2016
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One of my old college roommates will be graduating soon from LSA, so I will be in town celebrating her milestone. I will be in town for only 3 days; if any posters on this board want to meet up and just chill, name a place and drinks are on me. And maybe you guys can clue me in on who "Patrick" is, would love to hear all about it.

Sincerely,

Matt Class of '10 Michigan Engineering
 
One of my old college roommates will be graduating soon from LSA, so I will be in town celebrating her milestone. I will be in town for only 3 days; if any posters on this board want to meet up and just chill, name a place and drinks are on me. And maybe you guys can clue me in on who "Patrick" is, would love to hear all about it.

Sincerely,

Matt Class of '10 Michigan Engineering

Shut the *uck up, Patrick.
 
One of my old college roommates will be graduating soon from LSA, so I will be in town celebrating her milestone. I will be in town for only 3 days; if any posters on this board want to meet up and just chill, name a place and drinks are on me. And maybe you guys can clue me in on who "Patrick" is, would love to hear all about it.

Sincerely,

Matt Class of '10 Michigan Engineering
You graduated 6 years ago and one of your old roommates is just now graduating? Damn, you roomed with a complete idiot.
 
One of my old college roommates will be graduating soon from LSA, so I will be in town celebrating her milestone. I will be in town for only 3 days; if any posters on this board want to meet up and just chill, name a place and drinks are on me. And maybe you guys can clue me in on who "Patrick" is, would love to hear all about it.

Sincerely,

Matt Class of '10 Michigan Engineering

Rumor is there is a Highschool Music teacher that might be interested...
 
I'm visiting Rutgers in a couple weeks. Do you know where the student union is?

(1) Find New Jersey's largest oil refinery, the smelly one that is belching black smoke (this is easy to find, it can be seen/smelled in 90% of the Garden State).

(2) go north 4.2 miles,

(3) turn right at the empty (it may not be empty, but only if Rutgers happens to be hosting a school that has an actual football fanbase) football stadium. The one with the Big Red R on the side.

(4) go east 1.3 miles,

(5) turn left at the gigantic landfill, the one where NYC dumps all their garbage,

(6) go north another 1.4 miles,

(7) turn right at the empty (this one is always empty) basketball arena. If you can't find the arena, just look for the coach that is firing basketballs at his players' heads,

(8) after this turn, the student union is 0.7 miles ahead on the left.
 
(1) Find New Jersey's largest oil refinery, the smelly one that is belching black smoke (this is easy to find, it can be seen/smelled in 90% of the Garden State).

(2) go north 4.2 miles,

(3) turn right at the empty (it may not be empty, but only if Rutgers happens to be hosting a school that has an actual football fanbase) football stadium. The one with the Big Red R on the side.

(4) go east 1.3 miles,

(5) turn left at the gigantic landfill, the one where NYC dumps all their garbage,

(6) go north another 1.4 miles,

(7) turn right at the empty (this one is always empty) basketball arena. If you can't find the arena, just look for the coach that is firing basketballs at his players' heads,

(8) after this turn, the student union is 0.7 miles ahead on the left.

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is A+++ material right there.
 
Shut the *uck up, Patrick.

Abraham Lincoln once said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

I'd be more than happy to meet you at the Michigan Engineering school (North campus at 1221 Beale Ave). Look, I'm sorry you couldn't get into UM (prove me wrong. If you actually attended, let me know!). You seem to get agitated quickly. You mad bro?

It's funny how the PSU poster trashes NJ (not defending NJ; I was born and raised in Troy, MI), considering State College pales in comparison. They don't call SC 'middle of nowhere' for nothing; it's reminiscent of Western PA; it's boring. And last I checked, President Obama gave a commencement speech at Rutgers. How did PSU do? But I digress. All I KNOW IS that I have a degree from UM (Ann Arbor - The REAL University of Michigan).

If anyone wants to win easy $100 bet, come and get it. I will be waiting. Just let me know where we should meet and bet is on.
 
Abraham Lincoln once said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

I'd be more than happy to meet you at the Michigan Engineering school (North campus at 1221 Beale Ave). Look, I'm sorry you couldn't get into UM (prove me wrong. If you actually attended, let me know!). You seem to get agitated quickly. You mad bro?

It's funny how the PSU poster trashes NJ (not defending NJ; I was born and raised in Troy, MI), considering State College pales in comparison. They don't call SC 'middle of nowhere' for nothing; it's reminiscent of Western PA; it's boring. And last I checked, President Obama gave a commencement speech at Rutgers. How did PSU do? But I digress. All I KNOW IS that I have a degree from UM (Ann Arbor - The REAL University of Michigan).

If anyone wants to win easy $100 bet, come and get it. I will be waiting. Just let me know where we should meet and bet is on.
SC is reminiscent of western PA ??? Guess again.
 
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