Tricks that may await
Treats that may await.
2 Days Til Spartageddon
- Elijah Collins went on Keto, lost 10 pounds, got in shape and will be a different player Saturday. (Was he as bad as he was against Rutgers? Comp says he has been bad all camp)
- Rolfy Lombardi discovers that he shares the last name with a football mastermind, channels his inner "Vince" and dominates...
- CMFT elevates Spartahhh to the peak "Colorado" performance that got him that 6M dollar contract. (5-7 is close to .500 right?? Pretty close?)
- Julian Barnett is used for something besides holding Tre Moseley's water bottle
- They activate DeVontae Dobbs from the too-slow-twitch and soft to participate list, and he plays like he did in the 5 star camps... Or, maybe that isn't a good thing either?
- Cole Chewins becomes the Cole Chewins we have always feared
- Connor Heyward wakes up realizing that he is Iron Head's kid and plays like it. (Connor's only trait he seems to share with his dad is his appetite)
- The brave 300's D brings back Narduzzi, the juicing Bullough Bro's, Jerel Worthy, Trae Waynes, for an alumni event. I bet they can roll off the sofa do better than their current roster.
Treats that may await.
- Jim Harbaugh commits to 60 minutes of unnecessary scoring and goes for 2 with no time on the clock up 58. Say's in the presser, "because I couldn't go for 30"
- CMFT uses "humiliation" for his word of the week next week
- Joe Milton shows Sparty that recruiting matters
- Our Quitty channels his inner Alan Branch and plants Rocky Morelli-style and we get to see the rest of the quarterback room by quarter 2. I hear they are all incredible, but Rocky is just too damn good.
- Our D holds Sparty below 94 yards to set the new standard and Don Brown complains about the refs not calling holding. Is pissed they got above zero.
- We give a goal line touch down carry to a 160 pound guest walk-on engineering student to once and for-all prove that you can pursue engineering and football
2 Days Til Spartageddon
