To HELL with Ohio! A welfare wonderland of inbreeding and alcoholism where the Buckeyes rule, cooler pooping is cool and the inhabitants drool.
Top 10 reasons Ohio Sucks.
10. Highest number of tramp stamps per capita
9. Lowest number of HS graduates per capita
9. They worship hairless nuts
8. Rivers that catch fire (They pulled this off before the Chinese!)
7. Largest college football stadium is a giant toilet bowl
6. By not recognizing the letter M they have never won a spelling bee
5. Ohio claims to be the "Mother of Presidents" too bad they don't know who the father is
4. Anthony Sowell, Jeffery Dahmer, Donald Harvey, Ariel Castro and Cincinnati Strangler Posteal Laskey.... all serial killers from Ohio
3. Only state that spells by committee OH (wait for it, wait for it) IO
2. Buckeye candies
1. THE Ohio State University
Beat Ohio!
Top 10 reasons Ohio Sucks.
10. Highest number of tramp stamps per capita
9. Lowest number of HS graduates per capita
9. They worship hairless nuts
8. Rivers that catch fire (They pulled this off before the Chinese!)
7. Largest college football stadium is a giant toilet bowl
6. By not recognizing the letter M they have never won a spelling bee
5. Ohio claims to be the "Mother of Presidents" too bad they don't know who the father is
4. Anthony Sowell, Jeffery Dahmer, Donald Harvey, Ariel Castro and Cincinnati Strangler Posteal Laskey.... all serial killers from Ohio
3. Only state that spells by committee OH (wait for it, wait for it) IO
2. Buckeye candies
1. THE Ohio State University
Beat Ohio!
