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way OT; yesterday my FEDEx driver would not leave the package at my home

A2maizeandblue

Michigan Man
Feb 27, 2009
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because the horny Turkeys would not let him out of his vehicle. They are in mating season right now up here,all puffed up and showing off for the turkey ladies, and I get a call from the driver that they were surrounding his vehicle and several of them were jumping and striking the vehicle. he was afraid would not get out.....
No joke, I recorded the voice message because it was so hilarious.

At first I thought he was a pansy, then when coming home this afternoon, several turkeys ran at my wife's van and did the same thing. both vehicles are white, but not sure why they're so aggressive this year. We've lived here for 15 years and have bears in our back yard all the time as you can see by my pics on my fan page, but now we gotta watch our for turkey's too?

Northern Michigan is awesome.
 
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