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Sunday Morning Brunch from Mom's Basement: "The Rise and Fall of Dan10io" edition

Socal4mich

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I knocked and knocked on the basement door this morning and had to let myself in as the basement was empty. I turned the lights on, poked my head in and said, “Where did all the Spartans go?” Mike Dan10io has to be saying that quote again this morning as he finds himself totally alone. The basement has abandoned him, his fan base has abandoned him and now Comp has now joined in the chorus. Even his fanboys in the media acknowledge that the run is done. The era is over. Regression to the mean is here.

The rise of Spartahh did not start with Dan10io’s hire. Our sailor guy & Pizza salesman(ironically;)) should also be on the Mount Rushmore of this era of Spartahh football. It took both of them (and OSU & PSU doing sh1t so bad that even the NCAA had to do something), to cripple competition to a point where a mediocre coach like Dan10io could succeed. His program has finally become like their idols, The 300 (remember, they all died at Battle of Thermopylae).

Why is all of Spartah in mourning today? The run is done:
  • This year’s team is Dan10io’s last B1G contender for a while. If your B1G championship contender is legitimately sweating wins over Rutgers and Maryland to get to the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit in December, your future sucks.
  • Dan10io’s “diamonds in the rough” recruiting approach in Michigan, Ohio and the Midwest has been adopted by Kentucky, Louisville, Cincinnati, and other programs that don’t have MSU’s baggage. They need to find 5 kids before December because they lost 6 to the transfer portal in October alone. Where do they come from? (hint, not from the Rivals 1000 :))
    • A perfect example, MSU’s QB for 2020 is Noah Kim. Why him? Because the other 7 kids they offered turned them down. By my math, that makes Kim a plan “H” kid (Va Tech was his only other real offer and they processed him). Their latest signee is a receiver who started playing football this year. If you want some fun, go look at the offer lists of their 2020 class. Its what you think it is. https://michiganstate.rivals.com/commitments/football/2020
  • Next year their roster is Rich Rod year 1 bad, probably worse. Stephen Threet would start for them next year, not even close. They have 1 RB, Cody White is their “best” WR. Freshman OL played today in front of 3 years of recruits. They lose 5 of their front 7 on defense. 2 of their back 4. Did we see any team speed on MSU yesterday? Those were their good players.
  • MSU has no budget for assistants. And what assistant is going to come to a lame duck head coach?
Dan10io's immediate next steps:
  • If Sparty can’t win out, Dan10io can begin his depo-prep in 2 weeks. Come January he will be subjected to 7 hours of unrestricted questions under oath about campus rape by his players. He won’t be able to scowl and say “that’s a dumbass question” or “next question”. Imagine his pissed off face plastered all over social media saying something Dan10io stupid. I know I can ;)
  • There is a STRONG vibe is that he will be retiring after he gets his 4.5M bonus in January. Only MSU can deliver timing this perfect. A multi-million-dollar payout while being deposed for campus rape. The optics are MSU Board of Trustees standards worthy.
What the basement wants: A new coach! That will restore MSU to their rightful place! (editors note: exactly where is that?). Comp didn’t post yesterday. He threw a nuke this morning in his .Comp.
  • "It’s gone further downhill than I thought."
  • "Under Dantonio’s watch, quality control has declined, recruiting has not given him rosters like he has had in the past, and player development is not yielding good, finished products. Whether its his lieutenants failing him, or his eye isn’t as sharp as it used to be, the roster is what it is."
  • "He will rethink some big and small decisions, but he won’t make a scene." (about losing his job)
  • "If it were up to me, and Dantonio wanted to step down, I would put Dantonio on that search committee too"
Comp is in love with Fickell. Said he would be their best recruiter in Ohio ever. What makes him think Fickell wants anything to do with MSU? What good coach wants to go ballin’ on a budget for a program without talent, crap facilities, awful PR, a new AD & president, who play in the B1G east in a recruiting area with 3 local iconic recruiting powers? FSU can't find someone to run their program. Who will run MSU's?

The end of the era is here. For me, I hope he stays. Hoke, Rich Rod, PSU/OSU NCAA sanctions, and the Ingham county prosecutor have left and now has to eat his own cooking. The future is here and it is bleak.

I could not be happier.
 
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