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Sunday Brunch in Mom's Basement: The "95 million dollar man" Edition

Socal4mich

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The path to the basement was super easy to find this morning. That road was paved with gold, freshly laid down from a temp-AD named Bill Beekman. CMFT said when he signed his 30M+ contract that MSU was a destination job. If so Mel, why did your agent negotiate just a 2M dollar buyout?

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Never, EVER, has one man cashed in for so much money for winning two football games. Let’s break it down. Last year CMFT fielded one of the worst teams in MSU team history. It just happened to coincide with a Michigan program run by a disconnected, distant football coach who lost control of the culture of his team. And this year, CMFT imported 30 players via the portal and still needed gifts from the replay zebras to get an undeserved W against Harbaugh. And for that, CMFT’s agent shopped his 2M buyout for some open jobs and presto, 2 desperate Moo-U boosters dropped the bag on Mel. In my math, beating Michigan is worth exactly $47.5M per W over Michigan. And when you think about it, it is worth that much to them. Those Michigan admissions rejection letters still must sting. (editors note: I wish those boosters would offer those rejection letters as NFT's. I would buy)

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Or did he get the bag? Let’s pump the breaks for a moment as he has not signed the contract. The brave 30(0) of Spartahh…. Played the most embarrassing half of football this side of forever. Who could not be impressed by the CMFT game plan, defensive execution by Sparty. where CJ Stroud goes 32-35 for 432 and 6 TD’s…in the first half. $95 Million just doesn’t go as far as it used to. Tell me why is CMFT good again?

Thank you CMFT for opening the door to the B1G title for us. Choking against Purdue and wetting the bed against OSU gives us the chance we have been waiting for since 2016. LFG!!!!!

What they are saying…

“Pay CMT and get some more talent in here, because that's secondary is atrocious. The Lowry kid probably wouldn't start for Slippery Rock.” Matt Dorsey

"We need more guys that can win one-on-one. I think that’s obvious. I don’t think that’s news for anybody that’s really paying attention." Coach Mel Tucker

“This is the most overmatched I've ever seen an Michigan State defense in a game.” Jim Comparoni

“Mel is a defensive mind and I gotta think he is furious with what Hazelton has done with this defense’ (Editors note: Didn’t CMFT take a “hands on” approach to the D?)

I am incredibly grateful to the two boosters who have dropped the bag for CMFT. It locks MSU into this contract and let’s face it. He has earned all of it.

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