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Sunday Brunch in Mom's Basement: "Practice, We're Talking about Practice" Edition

Socal4mich

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The Basement was rockin in the Landfill today. Football practice is here. This is pre-season of hope and dreams. Hype springs eternal.
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I have to say, my basement tolerance has been built up over a decade and is very high. This brunch research blew out my circuit breakers. I was overwhelmed by "could", "might", "potential to", "buzz that" and other hyperbole being used as facts. This team has had 2 days in pads, TOTAL, with this staff. Think about where this team is at.
  • New staff that did not know each other until February
    • Cobbled together at last minute by throwing money at a staff with very limited pedigrees.
    • A 1 million dollar contract spent on a DC who had 1 year as DC at K-State.
    • Few coaches with real track records
    • Only 2 of them were from Colorado so CMFT doesn't know the other guys.
  • No spring practice
  • No fall camp
  • No practice of any kid
  • Spent the last month working on S&C and not practicing
  • Never was able to install any scheme other than via Zoom.
  • This week was the first DAY in pads. Or even practicing as a team on the field.
Comp and Dorsey:

On the dream team staff:

From CMFT: "Its not a rebuild. It's a re-lay, relay. Taking the baton from the previous staff" (Editors note: quote of the year candidate imho)

(editors note)
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Thoughts on staff from Mom and Dad:
  • Harlan Barnett is back as DB coach (Editors Note: after failing at FSU). "The Best in the business"
  • DC Scottie Hazelton. A "hard scrabble" coach. A throw back.
    • "A million dollar coordinator. CMFT had money to spend and this was his guy"
    • (Editors note: a DC from the Big 12?? from Kansas State?? :eek: )
    • Quote from Scotty "we have a physical offense. So we have something to compare these guys (D Tackles) to."
      • (editors note: rusted iron sharpens rusted iron. Socal4mich word of advice to Scotty "Use their OL as a benchmark at your peril Scotty...")
  • OC- Jay Johnson. A major upgrade from Harlan Barnett. (Editors note: Jay has a 1 page Wiki page. Less is more clearly )
  • OL- Chris Kapalovic - "one of the best in the country"

From Paul
  • Do not have a good enough pass rush to contend for the B1G title
  • DT is very strong and will overachieve over last year.
  • Plugging holes around the lineup looks "doable" and "achievable"
  • "we are going to hedge our bets this year so we don't look foolish" With a B1G only schedule it will make our record look worse
  • "No panic in staff"
  • "non-verbal communication from staff looks really positive'
  • "hedging bets on OL after getting burned last 2 years. But this year, they can do it. Sneaky potential"

From Comp:
  • Hard scrabble type of football coaches
  • -Trying to avoid a 2016 type scenario where they were too optimistic and got criticized
  • -Loves the DT situation
  • - Jalen Hunt - "up to DT size" Might have been a guy who stood out in Spring Ball, but he's been on ice. "coming on well"
  • - Jacob Slade - "super strong guy who can hold the point of attack"
  • Kaylon Gervin - "Really good feet" a + athlete
  • OL - Improved conditioning, experience, great new OL coach, "tired of being a sub-standard line", "Sneaky Potential", "wow, something could be happening here"
  • TE's - "Well versed"
Jay Johnson On quarterbacks
  • A genuine competition going on
  • Lombardi improved but Payton Thorne "competitive"
  • Don't want 2 quarterbacks
  • A twinkle in the eye sighting on Payton Thorne. Rumor.
  • (Editors note: He played 3 snaps last year. He had that much potential that he couldn't win snaps from Lombardi ;))
Socal4Mich's take. I had to stop researching and take a shower to get all the uncertainty, hedging, ass covering, and semi-hype off of me. I have never seen anything like this.

Dantni threw the program under the bus by recruiting and quitting the way he did. AD Bill Beekman drove the bus back over the program with his debacle of a search. Covid parked the bus on body and carcass that was left.

Good luck my Spartan Dawgs. We will be watching...

28 days till Spartageddon
 
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