the irrational paranoia that some Michigan fans feel in the days leading up to the Michigan-sparty football game. the disease infects some Michigan fans that observe sparty looking halfway decent against other dog crap teams. The affected Michigan fan that observes these games will erroneously believe that sparty is a good football team. The only cure is for the diseased fan to watch the first few minutes of the annual rivalry game whereby their fears will dissipate once they realize that sparty is in fact dogsh*t
