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OT: Thank you Chris Balas for these gems...

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Sorry I couldn't find the thread associated with the article you wrote about Fleck and Kill, (Edit: I see now that it was the Staff Picks Thread 🤦‍♂️)

but this part literally had me in tears....😂🤣😭


• Austin “Alvin” Fox’s prized, 200-pound pig, Sandy, took second place at the Westphalia Town Fair this summer. Fox, asked for comment after he celebrated with a few Busch Lights, responded, “those Fowler folks can eat my shorts!” to resounding applause from the three in attendance.

The family celebrated with a lovely Sunday, ham dinner the following week (Sandy was present).

I could just picture that whole event knowing Pewamo-Westpahila and Fowler. This is PURE MICHIGAN.


And this one...

• Recruiting guru EJ Holland spent most of the summer walking the streets of Chicago looking for his lost cat, a story with a happy ending. Not only did he find his feline … he also started a shelter in his basement for all the other strays he encountered on his journey, insisting on nurturing them back to health and finding homes for the rest.

He’s currently placed two with new owners and is still looking for forever homes for the other 212. Please call 800-KittyCat if you’re looking (he has 12 in black that would make great Halloween gifts for the kids). Shipping is messy, but free.

What we learned is that there are more cats in Holland's basement than attendants to the fair. LOL.

Thank you guys for the constant insider info, articles, entertainment and comedy gold. 😁 👍
 
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