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OT: Pro tip for the single and newly-married men on the board

Cal Varnsen

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When your wife has been planning and cooking for the better part of a week to host YOUR family and you've been out of town on business, the first words out of your mouth on Thanksgiving morning should not be: "This is our year. By all that is holy and good we have to beat those lousy bastards."

But if you DO make this near-fatal misstep, make sure to have a card waiting that clearly was purchased and filled out a week ahead of time that expresses undying gratitude for the one clear lapse in judgment that your otherwise bright, capable, and wise spouse made in her life.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and GOBLUE!!!!!
 
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