OT: Husker fans will appreciate this

[ArrowheadBlue]

The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States. [/B]



A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Omaha and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?



"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."



"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said. [/B]



"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear



"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York ." [/B]



"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat." [/B]



The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come." [/B]



So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States. [/B]



The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?" [/B]



The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do." [/B]



Dad says proudly,



"Her brother played football at Nebraska". [/B]

 

[rowdy roddy piper]

I dont understand? Is this a slam or compliment? How else would you say it? Her brother was a husker, and....?

 

[Rooster]

Let's go with compliment!

 

[BolderHusker]

And Hey..... We have the first women president.... So there's that too!

 

[ArrowheadBlue]

Husker fans are among the best so it was intended as a positive joke

I know the whole state bleeds red-and-white. btw, as far as having fun with fans I'd rank Huskers, Texas, Georgia (and just about all of the SEC schools) as allowing you to cheer for your team, exchange good natured jabs and walk away without fear of being Ohio'd. Sorry if I offended.

 

[detroitjohn]

This post will have Huskers chasing their tail for some time*

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[Aegon_Targaryen]

Originally posted by rowdy roddy piper:
I dont understand? Is this a slam or compliment? How else would you say it? Her brother was a husker, and....?

You didn't get the joke did you, you disgusting Fusker. The point was that even though he was there witnessing his daughter getting sworn in as the first woman President, the only thing going through his mind was his son having played for Nebraska.

Point being that dirty disgusting Fuskers like yourself live for that team of yours and that is all that matters to you.

You'll have to excuse this one Wolverines, he's not the smartest fan out there. I believe he once bitched about why players need to focus so much on academics. Sounds like a certain QB.......

PS Michigan is my next favorite team next to the Hawkeyes. My sister is currently in Grad School there working on her PHD. I hope the Harbaugh hire works out as well as it looks like it can.