Celemo found it, so credit to him-
So about that SINUAY guy. I found his dating profile on OKcupid (linky) Reply
sinuay
56 / M / Straight / Available
Steubenville, Ohio
MY SELF SUMMARY
I am a middle aged man, nice looking, somewhat athletic. I am looking for sexual relationship/causual encounters. I have a flexible day schedule. I am looking for women, age 20 to 60.
I am Kind, passionate, and understanding.
(translation: Im old and horny, used to be athletic but not anymore, unemployed, and a total pussy)
WHAT IM DOING WITH MY LIFE
I work during the day with a flex schedule. When i am not working i am usually involved with my hobbie, photography.
(translation: I don't have a real job so I sit around and take pictures all day)
IM REALLY GOOD AT
Listening, understanding, photography
(translation: Im really good at being a pussy)
THE FIRST THINGS PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME
Friendliness,
(translation: Im physically unattractive so I have to be really friendly)
FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, MUSIC, AND FOOD
Old movies with a Real Plot, Any Italian food, History books
(translation: Im boring)
THE 6 THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT
Sweet stuff, my camera,quiet time.
(translation: I only know how to count to three)
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT
Family, friends, hobbies
(translation: Im unemployed so I have a lot of time to think about dumb sh*t)
ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM
Fixing my pictures on the computer
(translation: My life sucks)
THE MOST PRIVATE THING IM WILLING TO ADMIT
I enjoy giving Oral
(translation: Im a closet homo and enjoy giving head)
IM LOOKING FOR
?Everybody
?Ages 22-46
?Located anywhere
?For new friends, casual sex
(translation: IM DESPERATE!)