Always fun to share these jokes over Thanksgiving turkey and looking to learn some new ones!
I'll start:
A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. I'm really sorry." The Ohio State fan says, "No no, I wasn't paying attention. It's my fault." The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels in the trunk. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up."
I'll start:
A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. I'm really sorry." The Ohio State fan says, "No no, I wasn't paying attention. It's my fault." The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels in the trunk. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up."
