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Cal Varnsen

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Following the lead of Poster Emeritus @detroit.dean (honor the . ), I'll be replacing Jim Delany when he resigns as Big Ten Commissioner.

What should I include in my platform? So far I've got:

  • Replace Dave Revsine with Katy Tur.
  • Replace all other B1G panel members with Jerry Hanlon, Doug Skene, and Chris Spielman. Spielman will, however, refrain from commenting on Ohio State and will only respond to questions specifically addressed to him.
  • No Friday night games.
  • Michigan's opponents cannot schedule them for night games.
  • We'll be trading Rutgers to Patriot League for a school to be named later. Or some new game balls.
Also, I'll be adopting a new uniform befitting my status:

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What other improvements should we inflict introduce upon to the conference?
 
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