I ran across this in my files. it is probably three or four years old but may still be true.
Detroit Lion Joke Time
What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? …………. The Detroit Lions
What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common? ………. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? ………………… Put up goal posts
Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?……….. Ford Field, they never get a touchdown there
What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?…………………… A thief
What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? ……… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill
How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?…… Nobody knows and we may never find out
What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?…… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> 63 years and counting
Detroit Lion Joke Time
What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? …………. The Detroit Lions
What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common? ………. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? ………………… Put up goal posts
Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?……….. Ford Field, they never get a touchdown there
What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?…………………… A thief
What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? ……… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill
How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?…… Nobody knows and we may never find out
What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?…… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> 63 years and counting
