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First Post - An Ode to the Fort

MaizeWave

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Jul 14, 2011
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MIIIIIIIII-chi-GAAAAANNNNNNNN
Yeah!

You call it a Fort
It's more like a palace
An eMpire of Mnews
Bow down to King Balas


Michael Spath and Brandon Brown
Succeed in prose and to the crown
We all rejoice when others share
menttor, H town, SOHOAFFAIR


Got a moat of bluecheese
Our joker cwp
Princess WolverineKim
And trumpeter Cal Varnsen


Defending the shield
Is the great KyleFields
Backed by true warriors
Blue_note and blueeuphoria




Docs Wolverine and MazenBlue
Stand at the ready to treat you
Threatened by marauding hordes?
Grab BuckeyeChoker, pray to Lords.



Ever spank that Guinevere
With Nevershank whose up in here?
thedude claimed she loves big bead toys
Guess who wants in? Our own speedboys

Locked up in the town square stocks
Remains our man...26 Brocks
And to protest our feared archduke
We call on brave WolverineLuke

UofMFreak's dungeon cries
Grow more frantic, ever louder
Be comforted, help's on the way
From your good old pal wychowca



On the lawn are armored knights
Ridin' fast and joustin'
Argus, sane, BonanazaBlue
pickles, Schmohawk, Trouten


Sometimes deserters reappear
But return can spark revolt
Few are welcome, most are not,
Thumbs up or down on JoshHelmholdt?


Pay a visit to the oracle
wolverines74
From what I hear there's never been
a better QB predictor


Tried to pull Excalibur
from the stone with the sword in?
It's impossible, like fathoming
the sweaters on JohnBorton


I've been part of Rivals nation
for now about three months
But still I hadn't posted
Didn't wanna be the dunce


To grasp the etiquette is tough
So far I've just stayed mum
When to pull the posting trigger's
been a damn BlueConundrum


Still new to this mighty crew
Joined 'cuz ILOVEHARBAUGH
But the code here is so hard to break
Like that Imitation flick I just saw


It's easy to leave it
to Tim and the other mods
and the ones who really could be
Jim_S, MHoops, bluevod


But I'm such a HugeMfan
I look Amaizing(in)Blue
So I've resolved I'm gonna be (I'm gonna be)
The one who's Shaver-in to you



Expect more posts, this will not be
My first and sole address,
May even be a regular
Like umichmike or G-EXPRESS


Gotta go now fellas
Hope this offered a quick laugh
But it's time for me to tend
To my (so much) better half


Fort, you should really see her
She's one real special chick
Easy boys, I know this rule
I'll leave you with a pic ;)
 
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