Everything is for sale at JerryWorld, right? So how much would it cost for us to get media passes

[Cal Varnsen]

so @H town Blue and @Shaver can "drunk cop, bad cop" McElwain? Given all of the stress that McElwain is under and how liquored up at least one of those Fort representatives would be, it'd be comedy gold.

Let's find out what Jonesie will charge us and set up a crowdfunding site.