A buddy of mine who is a Florida alum submitted a guest piece for their student newspaper which was actually published. He's begging the team for some bragging rights. It was written for a laugh so don't take it too seriously.
http://www.alligator.org/sports/columns/article_e8bd166e-8ee4-11e7-af76-4fb375c02041.html
http://www.alligator.org/sports/columns/article_e8bd166e-8ee4-11e7-af76-4fb375c02041.html