Pete Carroll to USC: Seattle ownership is changing hands and they may even move. If Carroll decides to move on then USC may do a deal with the devil and get the gang back together.
John Harbaugh to Ohio State: Adds another dynamic to this storied rivalry and brings the respect factor back to it.
Rich Rodriguez to Purdue: Snake Oil for sale in West Lafayette!
Nick Saban to Miami: Richt will never win over that fickle fan base. They desperately need to make a splash and Saban knows the territory down there. Plus he's at Social Security age and needs to move to Boca like everyone else.
Paul Johnson to Auburn: I'd love to see the SEC coaches pull their hair out trying to defend the Triple Option attack. Johnson would have crazy athletes at Auburn that he's never had and it would bring back memories of Bo Jackson running in the wishbone.
