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A poem from coach Mark D

gcity00

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Dec 3, 2006
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The state beneath Michigan raised in Kentwood
I got really hammered last night and tried to think of how Mark D felt about things

My names Maek D and you owe me respect
Dirty plays and lies you should certainly expect
Get outta my way with my hundred man pregame line
Or we will drop you with an elbow or a straight-up clothesline
We are dirty and cheap and are darn proud of it
You fans and players of Michigan can just shut it
I'm am a great coach as you already know
Better than Harbaugh and better than Bo
Enjoy this win as it will be the last for a while
I will be back next year sporting my evil smile
What bush did to my field will be addressed at some point
Bad sportsmanship like that is not allowed in my joint
I don’t like your team, coach, or even your school
If you think you’ve won this war your being a fool.
I will end this with this and please be aware
Don't you ever disrespect me...don't you dare!!!
 
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