Coaches, we live in a world that has a National Championship, and the SEC need to be beat by a team from the Big Ten. Who's gonna do it? Penn State? You, Ohio State? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Michigan, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Stealing signs, while tragic, is not illegal; and Jim Harbaugh’s existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, helps the Big Ten.
You don't want to punish Michigan because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want Michigan to win the National Title -- you need Michigan to win the National Title.
They use words like "The Team," "The Team," "The Team." They use these words as the backbone of a life spent winning football games. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to coaches who bitch and complain they can’t beat the Michigan team Jim provides and then questions the manner in which they win games.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a camera and steal a sign. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!